I don’t mean one that takes a few years to set up, I mean the one that takes 13 years of love, commitment and getting in deep with someone.
That’s right, coming up soon is my 13th Anniversary with TheWife! I’ve managed to con her into marrying me and staying around for a whole teenager worth in years!
MOUAHAHAHA!
Clearly she’s the better half of the relationship who will be filing for sainthood shortly.