Civilization V Lawsuit

I’m suing the makers of Civ V in hopes that they’ll return my Saturday to me.

I bought it Friday night on Steam, downloaded it, installed it Saturday morning and was completely unresponsive to external stimulation for the rest of the day.

I’ll take partial blame, I sort of knew what I was getting into from when I bought Civ IV and didn’t sleep for a day or so.

I’m addicted. The only way to save me and my family is to destroy the game!

After this next turn…