This morning I had to explain to my son that ketchup chips did not make a suitable breakfast which got me thinking about how some things are just tied to times without any real thought behind them.
Let’s consider Person A. Person A gets out of bed at 7am, has breakfast, does the typical morning routine and then gets to work by about 9am where he has a nice big fat Oh Henry chocolate bar. Too early right?
Person B is seen eating an Oh Henry bar at a little after noon. That’s okay right? Well, what you don’t know is that Person B only just rolled out of bed an hour ago. Is it still okay?
Person C eats their Oh Henry bar at 7am. That’s sort of wrong no? Well, what if Person C was on a night shift so to Person C 7 am is more like 3pm. Still wrong?
A number of people (my wife included) will be disgusted more about A and C than B even though B is really the one having an Oh Henry bar for breakfast.
Of course you might reason out that Person B is a lazy sack of shit anyway so who fucken cares what he’s eating…