Divorce Settlement


I’m pulling into the parking garage when I see a slick classic Charger (not quite as old as the General Lee) parking. Some middle-aged lady gets out and my first thought is, “Oh damn, you took your hubby’s mid-life-crisis-mobile in the divorce settlement, didn’t you?! You evil bitch!”

I then take a closer look at the lady and I’m not so sure it was a lady…

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